监狱长

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有三个人要被关进监狱三年，监狱长满足他们三个一人一个要求。
美国人爱抽雪茄，选择了三箱雪茄。
法国人最浪漫，选择要一个美丽的女子相伴。
而犹太人说，他只选择一部与外界沟通的电话。
三年过后，第一个冲出来的是美国人，嘴里鼻孔里塞满了雪茄，大喊道：“给我火，给我火！”原来他忘了要火了。
接着出来的是法国人。只见他手里抱着一个小孩子，美丽女子手里牵着一个小孩子，肚子里还怀着第三个。
最后出来的是犹太人，他紧紧握住监狱长的手说：“这三年来我每天与外界联系，我的生意不但没有停顿，反而增长了200％，为了表示感谢，我送你一辆劳施莱斯！”
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有三个人要被关进监狱三年，监狱长给他们三个一人一个要求。美国人爱抽雪茄，要了三箱雪茄。法国人最浪漫，要一个美丽的女子相伴。而犹太人说，他要一部与外界沟通的电话。三年过后，第一个冲出来的是美国人，嘴里鼻孔里塞满了雪茄，大喊道：“给我火，给我火！”原来他忘了要火了。接着出来的是法国人。只见他手里抱着一个小孩子，美丽女子手里牵着一个小孩子，肚子里还怀着第三个。最后出来的是犹太人，他紧紧握住监狱长的手说：“这三年来我每天与外界联系，我的生意不但没有停顿，反而增长了200％，为了表示感谢，我送你一辆劳施莱斯！”
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下列符合离监探亲情形的是()。

• A.罪犯甲欲离监探望自己的哥哥
• B.罪犯乙被判处无期徒刑，后来被减为有期徒刑15年，现在已服刑期满10年，且服刑期间一贯表现好
• C.罪犯丙在A省某市服刑，欲离监探望居住在B省某市的父母
• D.离监探亲经狱政管理部门审核后，报主管副监狱长批准

谢某是某监狱的监狱长，其大肆收受服刑罪犯及其家属的财物，利用管理呈报罪犯减刑、假释材料的职务便利，对明知不符合减刑、假释条件的罪犯，故意采取违反法定程序和条件、编造罪犯改造情况等手段呈报罪犯减刑、假释材料，致使多名不符合条件的罪犯得以减刑或者假释。对谢某的行为应如何处理？（）A．认定为徇私舞弊减刑、假释罪，从重处罚B．认定为受贿罪，从重处罚C．认定为徇私舞弊减刑、假释罪与受贿罪的竞合，从一重罪处罚D．认定为徇私舞弊减刑、假释罪与受贿罪，实行并罚

　Some plays are so successful that they run for years on end. In many ways, this is　 36　for the poor actors who are required to go on repeating the sane　 37　 night after night. One would  38　 them to know their parts by heart and　 39　 have cause to falter（结巴）.Yet　40　is not always the case. 　　A famous actor in a　 41　 successful play was once cast in the role of an aristocrat　 42　had been imprisoned in Bastille for twenty years. In the last act，a gaoler（监狱长，看守）would always come on to the stage with a letter which he would hand to the prisoner.　 43　 the noble was expected to read the letter at each　 44　 ,he always insisted that it should be written out in full. 　　One night, the gaoler decided to play a joke　 45　 his colleague to find out if, after so many performances, he had managed to learn the　 46　 of the letter by heart. The curtain went up on the final act of the play and revealed（使显露）the aristocrat sitting alone behind bars in his dark cell. Just then，the gaoler　 47　with the precious letter in his hands. He entered the　 48　and presented the letter to the aristocrat. But the copy he gave him had not been written out in　  49　 as usual. It was simply a blank sheet of paper. The gaoler looked on eagerly,　50　 to see if his fellow actor had at last learnt his lines. The noble stared at the blank sheet of paper for a few seconds. Then，squinting（眯着眼看）his eves，he said,“The light is　51　.Read the letter to me.”And he promptly handed the sheet of paper to the gaoler.　52　 that he could not remember a word of the letter either, the gaoler replied，“The light is indeed dim，sir. I must get my　 53　”With this, he hurried off the stage. Much to the aristocrat’s　54　，the gaoler returned a few moments later with a pair of glasses and the　 55　 copy of the letter which he proceeded（继续进行）to read to the prisoner.

　　36．A. fortunate

B. unfortunate

C. happy

D. unhappy

　　37．A. lines

B. words

C. plays

D. roles

　　38．A. want

B. ask

C. expect

D. wish

　　39．A. always

B. never

C. sometimes

D. often

　　40．A. such

B. the thing

C. one

D. this

　　41．A. highly

B. high

C. poorly

D. poor

　　42．A. where

B. what

C. which

D. who

　　43．A. Because

B. Even though

C. When

D. Though

　　44．A. play

B. performance

C. role

D. case

　　45．A. with

B. in

C. on

D. to

　　46．A. pages

B. joke

C. lines

D. contents

　　47．A. appeared

B. disappeared

C. came out

D. came in

　　48．A. room

B. cell

C. stage

D. office

　　49．A. English

B. French

C. order

D. full

　　50．A. worded

B. surprised

C. anxious

D. afraid

　　51．A. bright

B. dim

C. dark

D. out

　　52．A. To see

B. To find

C. Seeing

D. Finding

　　53．A. glasses

B. lines

C. light

D. letters

　　54．A. surprise

B. satisfaction

C. anger

D. amusement

　　55．A. usual

B. old

C. unusual

D. new